meet with Ms Ksenia

2010-03-16T05:46:00.000-07:00

PRINCESS IN PINK

2010-03-12T07:20:00.000-08:00

took this from forum, laughed a lot!

2009-10-19T13:02:00.000-07:00

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Just some beautiful pics made by myself :)

2009-10-11T11:23:00.001-07:00

...and here comes Styopa!

2009-10-11T10:41:00.000-07:00

My beloved tomcat :) many of you probably have heard much about him, but never seen.

Well, you have a chance now to meet with him :) Here he is so fat and happy :)

A real shoe fetishist :) hehehe

Puts his paws into each shoe and stands like this for a long time :) aso loves to sleep on my slippers. they say pets have character of their owners.... so maybe thats true? ;)

He also loves to speak with shoes : stand in the coridor facing boots, slippes and shoes, and begin to roar at them, like he is complaining :) And you know, i have a feeling like as if to give him a big kick, he will talk a human language! He is so funny to listen to:)

He is now everything i have in my life and i am so happy i have him, otherwise me was not me without him and it wont be so cosy in my flat without him! Long Live my Beloved Happy Styopa!

2009-10-10T14:20:00.000-07:00

The world's smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

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2009-10-10T06:29:00.001-07:00

2009-10-10T06:14:00.000-07:00

welcome

2009-10-10T05:39:00.000-07:00

Hello my dear!

Im so glad that you decided to come here and know a little bit more of me :)

My name is Ksenia, but i prefer if you call me Ms Ksenia :) im 23 and live in Russia

I have the sweetest face, the cutest smile, the best slim body and the most tight butt in the world :)

I would be extremely happy if we get aqquainted as i would try to do my best and make you the happiest man on the planet :)

Let me be your little sweet genie and try to fulfill all your secret fantasies :)